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  • Adverts that get on your tits.

    Obviously, they all do.

    'Wiltshire farm foods' with Ronnie fucking Corbett.
    Hawking overly priced shit microwave meals
    to the elderly and infirm.

    Cunt.

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    Smart loans or something like that. With the cheesiest guy in the world on the phone to some blonde bitch. Dunno why, the guy just really pisses me off
    "I am comfortable with all the decisions I have made. It's other people that seem to have a problem with them"

    Martin Adams.

    (Fakewake likes other mens willies)

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    • #3
      "You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one......"

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      • #4
        Woucher

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        • #5
          Any advert for insurance or charity.

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          • #6
            Any advert that has whispering in it as though we are being told a secret. Makes my skin crawl.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sprocket501 View Post
              Any advert that has whispering in it as though we are being told a secret. Makes my skin crawl.
              That one with the dozy tarts trying to flog hotel deals!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Deltac View Post
                That one with the dozy tarts trying to flog hotel deals!
                She is an absolute stunner though to be fair.

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                • #9
                  Aye, if the secret escape was a trip down her poon, I'd make a booking.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pep View Post
                    Aye, if the secret escape was a trip down her poon, I'd make a booking.
                    Excellent!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sprocket501 View Post
                      She is an absolute stunner though to be fair.
                      She's in 'Wrong turn 5'
                      She plays a sherriff or something.
                      I don't recall her getting her tits out though.
                      Which is a shame.
                      I think she gets her head chopped off.
                      Although I'm not sure about this.

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                      • #12
                        Moving on, the point about the 'Wiltshire farm foods'
                        adverts is this..everyone knows that for 'sausage and mash'
                        to qualify as such, there has to be 3 sausages minimum.

                        Corbett is trying to peddle 2 tiny sausages, a spoonful
                        of mash, and about 9 fucking peas as a meal.

                        The shortarse, Scottish cunt can fuck right off.

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                        • #13
                          That advert that has the American in it pronouncing Aluminium they way they do it - makes me fucking rage that does.

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                          • #14
                            the fucking calgon advert, ok so i'm going to put fucking calgon in the washing machine with every wash, fuck off not only will the machine still be fucked in 2 years i will have spunked 500 quid up the wall on fucking calgon
                            Pep says "Dont poke the bear"
                            Pep says sprocket gives it hard

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                            • #15
                              Washing machines live longer with Calgon iirc
                              Originally posted by David Owen
                              Yes I did.

                              But I didn't know she was 15.

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