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    1. He was an accomplice of Tony Eccles

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    2. He likes a few wets.
    Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

    Tony O'Shea, 6th January 2016

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    • #3
      3. He is crap at darts and his highest ever average is 45.5

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        4. His favourite number is ten times higher than Oche's favourite number.
        Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

        Tony O'Shea, 6th January 2016

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          5. he played Anal bleeder in the world bedroom championships (which is also his living room and toilet in the squat) and the game lasted until 48 cans of dutch gold were drank.


          anal bleeder won the match 2-1 with an average of 27 and thirsty matt lost £270 to anal bleeder

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            6. After panda eyes got banned of TSoD Thirsty Matt went into the witness protection programme after being threatened by Wayne Williams

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              7. He follows OAPs home from the post office after they have collected their pension then breaks into their houses and helps himself to the cash and silverware.

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                8. Thirsty Matt and Matt P are not the same person.

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                  9. He didn't get knocked the fuck out by fat Gaydrian because he has never met him.

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                    10. Thisty Matt was last seen wearing a blue nylon suit with a red stain on the arse.

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                      11. Not only does Thirsty Matt and anal bleeder share the same taste in cheap beer, nylon suits, and have delusions of grandeur.
                      They also shared the same IP Address.

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                      • #12
                        12. Thirsty Matt hired a hitman to smash some random paddy in the face with a hammer because he is a yellow cunt who hasn't got the balls to square up to anyone in real life.

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                          13. Thirsty Matt is shit scared of a fat soy boy that looks just like Roland Browning.

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                          • #14
                            Scary thought that you could be the innocent victim of that hammer attack. Minding your own business and then some incompetent cunt gets the wrong guy over some words said on the internet.

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