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    Thirsty Matt Facts

    1. He was an accomplice of Tony Eccles

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    2. He likes a few wets.
    Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

    Tony O'Shea, 6th January 2016

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    3. He is crap at darts and his highest ever average is 45.5

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    4. His favourite number is ten times higher than Oche's favourite number.
    Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

    Tony O'Shea, 6th January 2016

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    5. he played Anal bleeder in the world bedroom championships (which is also his living room and toilet in the squat) and the game lasted until 48 cans of dutch gold were drank.


    anal bleeder won the match 2-1 with an average of 27 and thirsty matt lost £270 to anal bleeder

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    6. After panda eyes got banned of TSoD Thirsty Matt went into the witness protection programme after being threatened by Wayne Williams

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    7. He follows OAPs home from the post office after they have collected their pension then breaks into their houses and helps himself to the cash and silverware.

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    8. Thirsty Matt and Matt P are not the same person.

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    9. He didn't get knocked the fuck out by fat Gaydrian because he has never met him.

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    10. Thisty Matt was last seen wearing a blue nylon suit with a red stain on the arse.

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